Monday, March 19, 2007

Lesson

I have learned many lessons from many people. The most valuable lessons I have received from my father. He teaches many examples through a combination of ways including action opposing reaction and statement. The lesson I will speak on is the lesson on life. The lesson is how I have been told to live my life, “Do what you like to do.”

First of all from alternative locations I have obtained lessons which are prerequisite to this one. First of all I learned that money eases wants and needs. Then I learned that time is short and that death cannot be undone. Third I learned that thievery is illegal and inappropriate. Fourth I learned that science and math are valuable everywhere as opposed to literature and history.

Now I was ready for this very important lesson and to make it my own. Since I was very young I was told that I could be whatever I wanted to be and that I should be what I want from both my parents. My father was a sheet metal worker, and though he was very talented and skilled he always seemed relatively unhappy with work though very pleasant at home. This was not so much because he hated his work rather he disliked what he was doing in the field. He was skilled and instead of being put to good use he was working in industries where his talents couldn’t reach their full potential.

He worked hard all the time and was well able to do the work of several people and often had to due to the incompetence of others. He was a jack of all trades in addition to his specialty and would often have to make up for the mistakes of others. Whether the mistakes are on the ground in the production of an item or in the engineering sector with faulty numbers and incorrect measurements he would fix or at the minimum point out the errors. He was just not being appreciated for his work though and he seemed to loath it. He wouldn’t admit it but it was easy to tell, he wanted to work on more unique things more exciting things like antique vehicle restoration or specialty items.

He displayed vividly to me; a lucid person of continuous observation that when he said “Do what you like to do” he meant it. However if someone were to say his actions spoke louder than words they would be false. His words were always strong and his actions just supplemented the words. The lesson he showed “Do what you like to do” he stressed a lot as well as hefty support for what I wanted to do which increased my belief in the lesson even more. However as luck would occur he also provided me with the opportunity to find my “love” of a field of work.

When I was very young my father got us a computer that I used for a long time and when I was about 5 my father bought a top of the line computer. The computer is what I grew to love and luckily with my other lessons down and I found it to be the greatest possible field; that which deals with computers. I grew to be smart, talented and quick I could solve problems faster than most and outgrew “Tech Support” at a rapid pace when I started solving problems faster than them and if I couldn’t they couldn’t either. I found it was an area where money can be made and I found that money despite other lessons people have tried to teach “money doesn’t bring happiness” to be false. So I have altered my life plan to increase my maximum output and bring what I truly want as close as possible. I wish to retire and in order to do so I need money which I will need a lot of with inflation and living costs so I plan to am most of life’s toil and misery into a short period of time and afterwards live happily “Do what you like to do.”

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Resurrection of the Dracul

As Dracula was impaled, he burst and fell to earth as dust his soul plummeted straight down to Hell. As the gates were opening he was redirected to the location of Lucifer and was tolled that his compliance to the demands of Lucifer must be met to prevent torture of an unimaginable degree. In the throne room of the great satanic palace he met with the one who led him to a continuous life of horror and dissension from god. Lucifer was there not to begin the eternal torture that had been expected but rather to fulfill his end of the deal. The DEAL was what made Dracula a hated demon, the vampire.

The terms of the deal were originally found by Lucifer to be unfavorable to him. The contract mistakenly stated that “if Dracula were to die he would rise as an undead being of immense power and eternal life in return for a piece of his immortal soul;” which actually should have read “Upon the first death of count Dracula he shall rise again with great power and eternal life.” This mistake meant that Lucifer was bound to continuously resurrection and could never actually obtain Dracula’s fully embodied soul, just the down payment given in the contract. However as time progressed Lucifer began to see the usefulness of the relationship. With still part of a soul Dracula was able to slaughter people whose souls were not yet resolved and would be forced to descend to Hell.

So with pleasure Lucifer met his “good” friend Dracula and told him that under the terms of the contract he is to be given yet another un-life. Dracula was not entirely enthralled by the idea of another un-life as it was a miserable thing to be hated and feared by everyone. However he accepted it as he was incapable of doing anything about it being bound by blood to an eternity of un-life was considerably less painful than what would a wait him; “Vlad the Impaler” if he were destined to the burning tortures of Hell. A demon such as himself was of great use on Earth to collect the un-expecting souls. So in a whirlwind of blue plasma the ashes of Dracula’s body were blown from the world over combined with particles of his four minions including the departed Lucy and merged into a younger, sturdier and more virile body for Dracula to inhabit. With a wish of good hunting Dracula’s remaining soul was surged into the new body by the great powers of Lucifer.